How about we…
- Go give blood together
- Watch the Requiem For A Dream “ass to ass” scene on loop for 7 continuous hours
- Bare our teeth at each other like alpha male apes
- Rent a cadaver
- Get you to clean my apartment while I go on a date
- STOP IT. Just stop it.
- Drink all the wine everywhere in one hour flat.
- Streak a PTA meeting
- Cough for 2 hours
- Fall down some stairs
- Get realistic sex dolls made of each other and never speak again
- Implode
- Enter into a blood oath over mimosas
- Find my real dad
- French kiss a mall Santa together
- Really show that one popular cheerleader once and for all
- Meet my son for the first time ever together
- Grow a pair for once, ok?
- Go back in time and make our parents fall in love and really give it Biff once and for all in the process
- Really crack this deficit thing over coffee (healthcare thing too)
- Wake up from this nightmare called life
